Job Description: Part time. Making phone calls, filing, organizing, doing whatever I need you to do to keep me from having a mental breakdown.
Qualifications: A stable work history, attention to detail, strong verbal and written communication skills, initiative, very organized, good telephone skills, patience with procrastinators and goof-offs.
Benefits and Compensation: Depends on experience. Good working environment (laid-back and relaxed). Casual dress code (pajamas okay). Access to company Corvette after probationary period.
Qualified Applicants please leave brief resume. Have references available. Cunning linguists and massage therapists encouraged to apply.
9 comments:
This seems like a pretty transparent effort to draw me out some more. Ain't gonna happen.;-) Sounds like way more work than I do right now. And even though the benefits are attractive and I think I'm qualified, I'd prefer to skip the resume and go directly to the personal interview.
LOL! That's awesome!
mr hammett, can't blame me for trying! lol Interview schedule to be announced.
debi, thanks!
Is it OK to work nude?
After all, not all of us wear PJs.
sierrabella, LOL, well, sure! why not?
cuntilingus huh what? I'm down.
I would like to apply. I work better than I live, trust me. :)
mr danger, you're back! I'd hope I wouldn't have to pay you for that... lol
princess, I'm sure you'd be a great and fun employee!
Let's see a cunning linguist and good oral skills...oh, wait, that said verbal! Never mind!
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