Monday, August 01, 2005

Wanted:Personal/Administrative Assistant

Job Description: Part time. Making phone calls, filing, organizing, doing whatever I need you to do to keep me from having a mental breakdown.

Qualifications: A stable work history, attention to detail, strong verbal and written communication skills, initiative, very organized, good telephone skills, patience with procrastinators and goof-offs.

Benefits and Compensation: Depends on experience. Good working environment (laid-back and relaxed). Casual dress code (pajamas okay). Access to company Corvette after probationary period.

Qualified Applicants please leave brief resume. Have references available. Cunning linguists and massage therapists encouraged to apply.

9 comments:

DHammett said...

This seems like a pretty transparent effort to draw me out some more. Ain't gonna happen.;-) Sounds like way more work than I do right now. And even though the benefits are attractive and I think I'm qualified, I'd prefer to skip the resume and go directly to the personal interview.

Debi said...

LOL! That's awesome!

Rae Ann said...

mr hammett, can't blame me for trying! lol Interview schedule to be announced.

debi, thanks!

SierraBella said...

Is it OK to work nude?
After all, not all of us wear PJs.

Rae Ann said...

sierrabella, LOL, well, sure! why not?

Nick Danger said...

cuntilingus huh what? I'm down.

BipolarPrincess said...

I would like to apply. I work better than I live, trust me. :)

Rae Ann said...

mr danger, you're back! I'd hope I wouldn't have to pay you for that... lol

princess, I'm sure you'd be a great and fun employee!

mr_g said...

Let's see a cunning linguist and good oral skills...oh, wait, that said verbal! Never mind!