Why do aging celebrities think that looking like a skeleton with innertube lips is attractive?
And why do so many women think that having water balloons stuffed into their breasts is attractive?
Why do people think it's better to be expressionless with botox injections than to have laugh lines and crow's feet?
I might end up being one of the last of the completely natural women in the world. No implants anywhere, no artificially stretched skin, no shots of bacteria to paralyze my facial muscles. Sorry! If that's 'letting myself go' then I'm taking the trip of a lifetime.