Here are some of my deep, dark secrets:
1. Karl Rove gives me the creeps.
2. I'm beginning to seriously think that we are the End Times, for real.
3. I never liked Ronald Reagan or George Bush Sr.
4. I voted for Bill Clinton in 1992 despite knowing in my gut that he was an immoral liar.
5. I think Hillary Clinton looks like my mom and that's why I have a hard time hating her.
6. I think that modern Christianity has got more wrong than right. (Please be gentle, this is a serious concern for me.)
7. I'm very wasteful with water but not electricity.
8. I don't recycle paper and plastic anymore because it's 'too much trouble.'
9. I would love to be able to shoot bad drivers.
10. This list could be a lot longer, but some secrets just aren't ready to be shared.