Dear Tom Cruise,

You are a Fucking RE-TARD! Your interview with Matt Lauer was all over the radio talk this morning, and it really got my goose. Mr. Re-Tard, you said, "There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance." WHAT???

Since when did you become an expert on psychiatry? Shit, you are totally out of control. Talk about a chemical imbalance. Look in the goddamn mirror, Tommy. You are NOT normal!!

I've never been a Tom Cruise fan. You don't 'do it' for me at all and never have played a role in my fantasy world. However, I've reluctantly liked most of your movies, well, some of them anyway. I loved Legend (a rather obscure one) when it first came out and it's still one of my favorite movies. Risky Business was okay, but I didn't like it because of you, Mr. Re-Tard. I've never watched Jerry Maguire and have no desire to. I especially liked Collateral, Minority Report, The Last Samurai, and Vanilla Sky. But all the others you've done I've either not seen or didn't particularly like.

Anyway, in this interview on the Today show you are criticizing Brooke Shields for taking antidepressants for post-partum depression. Hey, Tommy, how many babies have you given birth to, eh?? Your head is so full of Scientological Shit that you make absolutely no sense. Yeah, we all know that drugs are over-prescribed, but that doesn't mean that they aren't necessary for some people. Go sit in your 'engram' machine and turn it up full force. Maybe it will give you the electro-shock that you so desperately need.

Hey, you can be as passionate about your life as you want, but keep your medical advice to yourself and all your Sci-fi-entological Idiots. I love Nicole Kidman even more now. Bless her heart for putting up with you for ten years. And poor Katie, you know she's just the young impressionable woman that you want to mold into your own ideals. What a stereotypical thing for an aging actor to do... truly pathetic.

Sincerely,

Rae Ann