Monday, June 13, 2005

Hoe Horoscope

From Jonathan Cainer for Tuesday, June 14, Aquarius:

Actions speak louder than words. That's the trouble with them. Words, no matter how noisy they are, can always be retracted. Alternatively, they can be redefined to mean something different - as any spin-doctor will confirm. Actions, by contrast, have a physical impact. They cause substantial, tangible changes. I make no apology for stating the obvious here. The obvious is what you need to be reminded of. You now have an opportunity to make a move that can never be undone.

I don't live my life by horoscopes, but the Cainer ones I like because they are thoughtful and introspective. (Just a note here on my use of 'ones' in that last sentence... that is a common mountain language trait where the term you'ns originates. Linguistics lesson of the day there.) Sometimes Cainer's horoscopes are freakily spot on. I especially get a kick out of the ones that say things like 'make a move that can never be undone.'

2 comments:

gina said...

so... what's your move, missy?

Rae Ann said...

Haha, that's the funny part. I'm not sure. Maybe it means I should get the Devil tattoo (yeah, I know technically that can be undone, but still). Maybe it means I should cut off my ear and send it to someone (not Mike Tyson). Maybe it means something really deep and significant. I just don't know. Any suggestions?