Thursday, June 02, 2005

For a little Hoe fun...

What's your sign?
How many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out
one is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing
about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help
them through the grief process.

Leo: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent
will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that
two. Is that OK with you?

Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the
Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient
Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about
a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....

Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?


Hey all you different astrologically signed people who happen by here, does it sound like you? I'm an Aquarius and I've said that very thing many times about many things. Thanks to one of my livejournal friends for this.

2 comments:

mr_g said...

That's pretty funny. I'm a Pisces and something can be broken right in front of me and I wont see it! Drives my wife absolutely nuts....what a great quality!

madman said...

I'm a Leo and I changed a lightbulb once--and I don't even have an agent anymore!