Formerly known as "I'm a Hoe" but times and people change. It was a fun and productive metaphor that I enjoyed extending too far. Now it is done. The tool shed is retired, but the vicious momma is still here. I will be making adjustments to this blog as time allows.
Monday, May 16, 2005
Hoe of the Day
This post hereby pronounces that Lois Lane is granted the honorable title of Hoe of the Day for the achievement of having been the 47th hit on this blog. Congratulations Mrs. Lane!
Ohmigosh! Hoe of the day? Ohmigosh! Um... (tears fall) I would like to thank the academy (sniffle) I would like to thank my parents (wipes nose on sleeve) I would like to thank Rae Ann for making this dream come true (gasps for breath) and I would like to thank all of the little people (princess wave to the cameras) I love you all! (blows kisses to the crowd) Lois Ho(e) Lane
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Ohmigosh! Hoe of the day? Ohmigosh! Um... (tears fall) I would like to thank the academy (sniffle) I would like to thank my parents (wipes nose on sleeve) I would like to thank Rae Ann for making this dream come true (gasps for breath) and I would like to thank all of the little people (princess wave to the cameras) I love you all! (blows kisses to the crowd)
Lois Ho(e) Lane
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