Thursday, May 05, 2005

I'm a fancy hoe.

There are many kinds of hoes. They come in all shapes and sizes and all variety of materials. Some are small and light, and some are big and heavy. Some are durable, and some are crap. I'm probably one of those 'fancy' hoes. Not that I'm much to look at, but hoes aren't made to be pretty. Hoes are utilitarian whether they are fancy or not. Kind of like a real SUV, but we're not talking about cars here. We're talking about hoes. Some of those fancy hoes are made to be ergonomic with cushy handles. I'm like that. I have cushy handles. Built for comfort. No blisters or calluses will come from handling me.

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