Hoedown (noun, Date: 1841) 1 : squaredance 2 : a gathering featuring hoedowns
You know, that's another reason why Pitch Forks are all pissed at Hoes. We got a dance named after us. They didn't. Man, they sure were mad about that. Stupid Pitch Forks. Personally, though, I think that if they were naming the dance after us they should have at least invited us a few times. But, no. We were always left behind.
(I was going to write something really dirty about another way of defining 'hoedown' but I got lost in the visuals.)