You are a hoe.
You are characterized as being used by others, when in fact it is the other way around. You are secretive, especially around those you care most about. Even though you are always one to take control of situations, people can sometimes bring down your self esteem. But don't worry. You have the opposite sex to make all of your dreams come true. Just don't be too dependent on your lover... he may be only using you to tend to his crops.
That is by far the funniest, coolest quiz I've ever taken. A hoe. I've been laughing about this all day ever since I took the quiz last night. I even laughed myself to sleep last night. So, here it's inspired me to start a new blog all about being a Hoe.
Update: Unfortunately that quiz seems to have disappeared.