Sunday, August 27, 2006

From the Chimerical Mailbag

(It's been a while since I've done one of these.)


Dear Rae Ann,

You are so corny. Your whole blog theme is dumb.

A Cynic



Dear Cynic,

True enough, I suppose, but the world would be much better off with more corniness and less cynicism. My advice to you is don't reproduce.

Sincerely,
Rae Ann


Hey Rae Ann,

What do you think about Pat Robertson's(oops! I just wasn't right in the head yesterday, lol) Buchanan's new book that says we're under an invasion from Mexico?

Curious



Hi Curious,

I think he's been reading my blog! ;-)

Thanks,
Rae Ann


Rae Ann,

Are you really a psychic? I think you're just delusional. There is no such thing as psychic ability.

A Skeptic



Hi Skeptic,

I hope to be able to better answer your question in the near future. Of course, I know that I'll never be able to convince you differently. ;-)

Madame Rae Ann


Dear Rae Ann,

I've noticed that you've been the victim of some plagiarism. What are you going to do?

Concerned Reader


Dear Concerned Reader,

Thanks for noticing. :-) I was kind of pissed at first, but then I realized that some people just can't think for themselves and have to steal other people's ideas. I'm very generous. Especially to the needy. I'm not as dumb as many people want to think. ;-)

Yours,
Rae Ann

5 comments:

QUASAR9 said...

lol!
Cynic
Curious
Skeptic
Concerned

QUASAR9 said...

Rae Ann,
you are a whole garland, necklace and string of beautiful shining pearls.

"From my grandmother: try to always be nice because you never know when you might meet people again and need their help."
I would add try and be nice, for you never know whose Son or daughter you are being nice to (or not).

Here's looking at ya, here's loving ya, here's smiling at ya. I'll be round yours in a mo, see what's cooking


And Here I Am!

DHammett said...

OK, Rae Ann -

If you really are psychic, tell me what I'm thinking right now (if it can be published). ;-)

Rainypete said...

I tend to agree with you on the plaigarism bit. If someone thinks enough of your work to try and rip it off, it's better than nobody liking ti at all is it not?

Rae Ann said...

Q, thanks!

dh, your publishable thought right now is "I'd rather be golfing." ;-) How's that? lol

rainypete, yeah, in all honesty, I have to say that I was being a bit of a smartass with that one and indulged in just a little overreaction. I was having a rough weekend. lol