Formerly known as "I'm a Hoe" but times and people change. It was a fun and productive metaphor that I enjoyed extending too far. Now it is done. The tool shed is retired, but the vicious momma is still here. I will be making adjustments to this blog as time allows.
You can enjoy a beer all month long Beer stains wash out You don't have to wine and dine beer Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball When your beer goes flat, you toss it out Hangovers go away A beer label comes off without a fight Beer is never late Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer Beer never gets a headache After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head A beer always goes down easy You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty You can share a beer with your friends You always know you're the first one to pop a beer Beer is always wet Beer doesn't demand equality You can have a beer in public A beer doesn't care when you come A frigid beer is a good beer You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
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25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women:
You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Hangovers go away
A beer label comes off without a fight
Beer is never late
Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
Beer never gets a headache
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
A beer always goes down easy
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony
All in fun, of course. ;-)
LOL, thanks, those are funny and about right now I'd probably be better off if I were a beer...
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