pilfered from ddot the king:
RULES
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment here on my blog with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished leaving your comment, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you. I think this will be fun for all; like a bowl of Skittles and M&M's mixed; a color and a flavor for everyone!
10 comments:
The only one that comes to mind was the time that you and I went up to your grandpa's cabin.
Without going into any great detail, I recall laying there on the kitchen table with you, when someone came into the cabin.
Why didn't anyone tell us that it was your aunt & uncle's weekend at the cabin?
I have never put my clothes on so fast in my life.
Do you remember a few Christmases a go, when we drove all around town pasting nativity scenes on all the governent windows? Drove those poltiically correct folks right up the wall!
We probably would have gotten away with it if I hadn't been driving that bright orange van with the fried chicken light on the roof (damn day job)
Do you remember when you were going to get Dr. McGillicudy's and you forgot your ID. Rob and I had to bring it to you and you hit his car going out of the parking lot. The cop made you get out of the car real slow b/c he thought you'd been drinking. Rob and I never laughed so hard!!
But then you wound up hooking up with Rob's sister and he freaked b/c she just graduate HS.
Man, that was one crazy Ground Hog Day.
Hey remember that time we got went shopping drunk? After all the beer you had to go to the bathroom and you came out with the back of the hem of your skirt tucked up into the waist of your panty hose and I let you walk around like that for 15 minutes in the mall before I told you?
I still laugh about that.
Hey remember in high school when we stole Casey's mom's Honda Perlude? I just went through that same town in Kansas where we finally got arrested. The same Piggley Wiggley where that asshole clerk called the law is still there. I looked down the same strech of highway where we were chased. Remember when you were giving me head and I was throwing empty beer bottles out the window at the police. I can hardly believe what crazy times we had.
Remember that time you told me to give you 12 inches and make it hurt so I spanked you with that wooden ruler?
Surely, you remember when we went sailing on the Queen Mary II and we got drunk and fell overboard. We then swam to an island that was covered in pot fields managed by midgets and we watched caterpillars dance on the magical mushrooms. Then the leprechauns took us to a palace where the wizard lived. They had smoking bongs, food on large platters and we dressed like “I dream of Jeanie”. We danced, laughed and were so happy, until we rubbed on a lantern. Then a large spoof of smoke appeared and the next thing we remembered we were back on the ship. I know you remember, how could anyone forget that?
Oh yeah, I TAGGED YOU!!! Let me know if you can't....(LOL)
tayster, they sold that cabin right after that because everyone was so scandalized. They just couldn't keep it in the family after that!
rainypete, we're such holligans! And ahead of our time too!
footprint, I never did get that Dr. McGillicudy's.
condoleesa, yeah, but you forgot about that guy who gave me his number because he liked my butt! lol
nick, man, Piggly Wiggly sucks!
mr g, so that explains me fear of rulers.
suzie, let's do all that again! LOL
OMG- do you remember when we went cruising in your old Corvette, picked up those two guys, got them 'nekked' and left them tied together in the men's bathroom at the park?
sierrabella, yeah, they sure were surprised! lol
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